It happens almost every time you’re gettin’ your groove on at a club or bar.
You’re not sure how to handle the “situation.”
All you want to do is shake your groove thang with your friends.
That creepy guy starts movin’ in for the kill, and you’re not sure whether to throw the nearest unsuspecting girl between the two of you or run to the girls’ room for cover.
Thanks to JennaMarbles, I knew just what to do on Saturday night when Drunky McSlopski entered my personal space on the dance flo’.
(watch yourself, kids… Jenna’s not so keen on censoring herself.)
(Another note – that’s not me. Although she is pretty hysterical)
SO, with Jenna’s smarts, I pulled out “the face.” Anastasia followed suit. So did Katie. Drunky McSlopski batted his drunk eyes and high-tailed it outta there like we sprouted tails.
Just stand there. Don’t change your face, don’t look around, don’t talk to your friends, just stand there. Like this.
Thank you, JennaMarbles. Thank you.
My weekend in D.C. had so many highs…
a 10.3 mile HILL run. domination!
SERIOUS Greek food (stop judging me)
Baltimore impulse buys
tall running friends reunite!
a Katie Hatt reunion… oh, how I’ve missed her.
a group McDonalds trip that “didn’t really happen.”
a well-spent weekend with the best. 🙂
Dear D.C., I love visiting you. Will you take me as your full-time lovah?
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